The Knights of East Lake

 
This is a lore post and a sequel to my post on The Red Iron Horde.  You can check that out for more context. 

To catch you up quickly: 

 The Red Iron Horde is composed of thinking machines from a bygone age of technological wizardry. When that time reached a cataclysmic end (as they tend to) its machine servants became a semi nomadic army, scavenging the bad lands for metals and other materials needed to maintain themselves. They're very fanatical about it and travelers along the edge of Red Iron territory will often divest themselves of any metal before setting out.  

The Red Iron Horde posed an existential threat to the southern kingdoms. Flesh and blood soldiers couldn't hope to win in a war of attrition with self repairing machines. It was this reality that lead to the creation of...

 The Knights of East Lake

The knights are a martial order dedicated to containing The Red Iron Horde and other remnants of the old world. 

 They're also all undead. 

They're not this big though - just a sketch I had lying around

Just as the machines of the horde pick over the battlefield for scraps to refresh their numbers the Knights of East Lake are able to resurrect their fallen soldiers. This has helped them create a bulwark between the machines and the softer, living lands to the south. 

The knights operate independently of the various kingdoms and stay out of any disputes between them. However it isn't uncommon to see silent, visored members of the order in southern cities or encounter masked attache's from Fort East Lake in southern courts. 

Of course the most common form the order's presence takes in most places is the local branch of The East Lake Trust. 

The East Lake Trust 

In addition to being vigilant guardians of the realm, The Knights of East Lake are the region's predominant financial institution. 

Via The East Lake Trust, nobles, merchants, and common folk have ready access to cheap loans. The terms are very reasonable with every point of interest payable with a commitment of time, to be served in the East Lake legions upon the borrower's death.  

In this way the southern kingdoms have ready access to capital and the Knights maintain a steady flow of new recruits. 

Account manager's understand how to negotiate loan conditions with tact and often have a rotation of masks somewhere in their office, allowing them to select a visage that will put clients most at ease. 
As they will tell you, the prospect of a decade or two facing the Red Iron Horde needn't put you off making a sizeable investment in your future. In most cases, the degree of consciousness required to serve on the front lines is minimal and the Knights of East lake are nothing if not frugal in their use of animating essences.

 Families of account holders can be reassured that The Knights of East Lake are appropriately reverential of their loved ones remains and would never do anything to jeopardise the immortal soul of any recruit. It is precisely for this reason that they maintain a strict monopoly on all means of reanimation in the southern kingdoms - a monopoly they defend by hunting down any unscrupulous freelancers with extreme prejudice.

Keeping Things Dry

The East Lake, High Marshall's take a very dim view of any unregulated messing with the veil. Of particular concern for them is the possibility of any contagious forms of un-death. Vampirism and ghouldom are abominations that must be stamped out whenever they're encountered. 

The problem, as the High Marshall's see it, is all the messy, fleshy-ness of these conditions. Mortal flesh is full of corrupting appetites and humors. Conditions that achieve a sort of organic immortality are volatile and dangerous. To better carry out their long service in a state of selfless, rational, duty the knights aspire to a level of asceticism they casually refer to as 'bone dry'. Often new recruits will be described as 'needing to dry out a bit'. Inversely if a Knight starts describing things in terms of being 'damp' it indicates disapproval and should they start using words like 'sodden' or 'saturated' there's a chance someone is about to be executed as a heretic.  

                                                                                                               

 Ok, there's my second ever lore post. 

I feel I need to acknowledge 'this amazing post' by Arnold K here as it was something that got me thinking about 'mechanised undeath'. Arnold's descriptions in that post are really great and if you liked this at all chances are you'll love The Runied City of Braxa.     

The Theatre of Bones

I've made another adventure! 

You can order a physical copy and PDF from Cairn Press HERE 

Or you can get a PDF from my itch HERE 

Fellow Australians (and others) may notice the shipping is pretty steep at the moment. I believe other distribution options are on the way. I'll update this blog as they become available. 

So what's it about?

In The Theatre of Bones players explore an underground/underworld theatre full of skeletons. 

The skeletons are there to see the show (or perform in it) and the party are there to find a lost adventurer, or end a curse, or possibly stop the Skeleton Queen's un-ssassination. 

If a design process is the kind of the thing that interests you and you're not planning on being a player in this adventure anytime soon, I unpack a bit of how I went about making it below.

SPOILERS AHEAD!   

How I went about making this dungeon:

This started as an attempt to make a quick dungeon for an itch jam. I can't find the original jam page because I left it when it became apparent that this project was ballooning outwards and wouldn't be anywhere near done in time. For a title I rolled on a dungeon name generator I made years ago and got, "The Hidden Theatre of Bones". 

As the focus of the original jam was DIY art, I was focused on sketching out the dungeon first. So I googled some cross sections of The Globe theatre and began trying to map it out. 

Developmental sketch based on Shakespeare's Globe Theatre

 

I often let my drawing lead the design process: rooms come into being because that's where there's space for a room, a squiggle suggests a detail or a monster and so I resolve it into one etc. Eventually I turn things sideways, at which point I know I've committed to a double page spread and some kind of zine similar to my last project.

 

Work in progress - rooms and details are becoming more distinct  At the same time as building the map I was busy populating it with NPC's and different threads. I find it can be fruitful to merge two broad themes and then riff on those in combination. In this case I had Elizabethan theatre meets the undead. I find it easier to work with stuff when it's visual so I a built a relationship map in parallel with the dungeon map:  NPC relationship map

I thought of including a polished version of this relationship map in the adventure, but it was competing for space with a Dramatis Personae (which felt more on theme). In the end I opted for deeper written descriptions of characters, to paint a slightly fuller picture of them, over a tool to clarify the interconnections between characters. 

It was around this time that the, We Read The Bloggies, project was happening and Sean Mcoy's blog post about writing rooms in pairs (with related content in them), had me revisiting both my Dungeon map and my NPC map to ensure the characters and places were nicely enmeshed. I love dungeon ecology - thinking of this imaginary space as a living, moving thing. To that end, in addition to having rooms relate to other rooms, I like to ensure everything on the encounter table connects to a place, person or quest thread in the dungeon. The hope is that these encounters push, pull and point players towards undiscovered elements of the adventure. 

 

 Things start taking shape 

As I work through the details and run play tests, I continue drawing the map. Each time a group goes through the theatre I make adjustments to iron out issues and hopefully make engaging with the dungeon easier (for players not PC's). I'm working digitally so it's relatively easy to swap ideas in and out. By the end I have a map that looks like this:

Changes that emerged through play testing were:

- A prologue section so that PC's could gather info on what they were walking into. Being confronted by a 9ft demon straight away really intimidated my first group.

 

- A second tunnel from the starting area down to the underground forest. I like that area and it has some fun tools to help the party explore. However it was getting missed, because of the interactive elements in front of it. I didn't want to force parties to interact with it but I did want it to be a little easier to end up there. 

- A secret passage to The Play of The Dead. I felt the dungeon needed a big treasure and also more out of the way places to create some space and reward exploration. 

- Making the Queen and her consort harder to reach by making a royal box with guards at the stairs (seems obvious but sometimes you ignore the obvious stuff at first). 

 

- Making the Crones kinda friendly: There's so much stuff to 'repel' the players in the dungeon (demonic bouncers, locked doors, cagey conspirators). I needed something that said 'come here' rather than 'go away'. The witches could fill that role by being on the look out for outsiders to help prevent Lacrimosa's un-ssassination and then their entry on the encounter table (a floating. eyeball) could point the party in helpful directions (like the fairy in Zelda games). 

Getting help

 I had a lot of help as I fleshed out the Theatre and its occupants. Each of my playtesters had great advice to offer and other friends and family helped me weed out typos and asked important questions. 

Eventually I had a PDF I was ready to show someone beyond my immediate circle of friends. 

Yochai Gal had expressed an interest in seeing what I was working on and we got talking about the possibility of publishing through Cairn Press. 

 

I want to say here that it's really great that Yochai is out there doing what he's doing. He seems to have a LOT of drive and energy to create momentum for Cairn and a commitment to supporting independent artists and adventure writers as part of that. There seems to be a vibe in the NSR/Cairn ecosystem of open minded collaboration and a lack of insularity and gate-keeping and that's a very good thing. 

After chatting with Yochai, I made some changes in line with his input.

- I changed the title, dropping the 'Hidden' 

- I reworked the 'Break The Curse' hook so it better foreshadowed the Witches. 
- I reworked the prologue a bit to make the path into the dungeon less linear. The upshot of this was that I got to add a giant mud skipper eating a zombie. 

 

Through Cairn Press I also worked with Yossi Krausz as a copy editor who helped polish the wording and the final details. It was invaluable having Yossi poke at my phrasing to ensure that the adventure was as clear as it could be.  

 

Oh I almost forgot! 

 

The biggest change I made after talking with Yochai was that I shifted the whole project from Canva to Affinity. The end result is better for it but this was a minor nightmare, with missing fonts and eldritch kerning issues that drove me up the wall. If you don't know what kerning is, don't worry, neither did I (but now I wake up screaming it at 3am). The biggest issue in the switch was that, across all 40 pages of the document, each line of text was split into individual text boxes. I had to go through and cut and paste them all back together one at a time. I'm sure there's some professional affinity users out there thinking 'that's easy to fix'. Well, where were you when I needed you? 

 

I don't share this to complain. More to point out that, in my experience, any creative project puts you on a collision course with your own limitations. That the path between a vision and its execution runs through a thorny morass of incompetence before reaching a more solid footing on the other side. Thankfully I seem to be able to get excited enough by an idea to charge off naively each time thinking I'm equipped before finding out I'm not and having to do the learning as I go. The OSR adventure writing sphere can be intimidating, populated as it is with professional designers, illustrators, and writers but I think it is mostly built on an ethic of hacking away in the weeds rather than gliding above them.  

What's next? 

Now that The Theatre of Bones is out there I'm turning back to a larger dungeon idea I've been tinkering with. I want to make something that's a little more classically dungeon crawly, with mastery of the environment being the key to surviving and progressing. I hope it will have more of the 'empty rooms and poking things' feel of classic dungeons. My last two modules have been full of NPC's and highly interactive on that front. I'd like this one to feel more spacious and focused on exploration. 

I'd also like to try and develop a small, ticking clock, tournament style offering partially inspired by Pokemon.  

I'll post about those when they become a thing. 


 
 

 

 

 

The Red Iron Horde.

 

Everyone knows about The God Kings - how they built glittering towers that pierced the heavens. 

How their citadels and palaces spread out from the tops of those towers like flowers of crystal and steel.  

Everyone also knows how the towers fell, how The God Kings and their palaces came crashing to earth, how the forests burned and the seas turned to steam.   

Everyone knows these things. 

The Red Iron Horde 

When The God Kings fell many of their servants perished with them... but some survived. 

Among these were machines, possessed with their own relentless will. Cut loose from the guiding designs for which they'd been created many of the machines had only one directive remaining - persist. 

The Red Iron Horde is a semi nomadic army of thinking machines. They patrol the lands where the towers first took root. With the plas-steel extruders and star-metal foundries that birthed them no longer functioning, they have resorted to scavenging suitable materials wherever they can find them. 
Consequently most Red Iron warriors are a motley collection of improvised, rusty (hence 'red'), parts taken from travelers that got too close to their territory. 

Over the centuries the horde's need to maintain itself has taken on something of a fanatical aspect; they believe all metal (and other useful elements) rightfully belong to them:

Is that a metal sword? It is about to be requisitioned by the horde. 

Are those horse shoes metal? Better get them off quick before the red iron collectors put their circular saw arms to good use. 

Were you hiding a gold filling in your mouth? Sacrilege!! 

The discovery of a pre-cataclysm artifact can send them into an absolute frenzy, often inspiring horrifically violent excursions into neighbouring lands. 

Fighting the Red Iron Horde has taken an enormous toll on the kingdoms to the south. Oceans of blood and treasure have been spent pushing them back beyond The Windy Waste. The crablike red iron scouts are soon crawling over the field of even the greatest victory - collecting the scraps, rebuilding. Even maintaining a stalemate required the southern cities to adapt. This is what led to the creation of the Knights of East Lake. 

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 Ok, so that was a bit of lore from one of my home games. I've never done a lore post before so hopefully that suits anyone reading this (because I'm going to do another one on the Knights of East Lake). 

As a little offer of game-able stuff, let's make some Red Iron Horde monsters (for Cairn since that's what I'm playing at the moment). 

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Red Iron Scout
 4 Hp, 8 STR, 13 DEX, 5 WILL, Needle limbs (d6+d6) 

• Small, crab-like automata that seek out metal scraps for The Red Iron Horde
• Often carrying weapons and armour 
• Combine with other scouts into Red Iron Tumblers 

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Red Iron Tumbler 
3 Armour, 6 HP, 15 STR, 6 DEX, 5 WILL,  Rolling over you (d12) 

• A collection of rolling scrap metal (guided by the Red Iron Scouts that have combined to create it). A Tumbler's prime goal is to get back to a red iron smelter.   
• If destroyed (or significantly impeded) 2d4 Red Iron Scouts emerge from the Tumbler

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Red Iron Collector 
2 Armour, 5HP, 13 STR, 9 DEX, 8 WILL, Circular Saw (d10) 

• A violent machine resembling an armoured ape. Considers all metal the rightful property of the Red Iron Horde.  
• May incorporate useful pieces of armour and weaponry.
• Critical Damage: Severs an extremity - probably the one connected to the most valuable piece of metal (E.g. sword, shield, helmet etc)

 

   

  
    

Red Box Rabbit Hole Part 2: Cribbing From Everywhere

In Part 1 of this rabbit hole I discussed my experience playing some solo 'Basic D&D' using a battered copy of the Red Box and the BSOLO Ghost of Lion Castle module.

Having enjoyed that quite a bit I went rummaging through my various, collected, TTRPG related materials for some way to keep adventuring. 

Making a Map 

I decided I needed a world map to go looking for adventure in. I hand drew some hexes on some A3 and put Lion Castle on the map using the description of its location from the adventure. Then I start dropping dice on the map to see what's where. This is similar to the method used in the mapping game Cartograph. The number on the die corresponds to types of terrain or other features. You draw those onto the map roughly where the dice fall (overlapping hexes in my case). The list I run with at first is:

1. Mountains

2. Hills

3. Forest

4. Lake (two lakes at once indicate a river)

5. Swamp (I later swap this out for plains)

6. Special feature (Roll again for: 1. village 2. Town 3. Ruins 4. Cave 5. Tower 6. Stones) 

When I'm done I have this:

Fairly generic but I'm not going for anything too original here. I want that feeling of place from early D&D - where this might be fantasy Wyoming or some other midwest meets Tolkien vibe. I'm not exactly sure what I'm doing with the hexes. I run with the idea that you could move two hexes on from the one you're in during a standard days travel if you have a road. 

I start in Launam (manual backwards because I'm naming things based off the first bit of text I see) on the river that cuts through the NE quarter of the map. Then I go looking for trouble. 

I want a dungeon to delve into. I remember that I have a zine I picked up at local zine fair with an empty dungeon map on it (pictured below). 

Crawl zine by doodlebotdan (Daniel Purcell) 

You can see the makers insta handle on it.  As near as I can figure out their name is Daniel Purcell - so thanks Dan. 

Useful Tables 

To populate Dan's map I make use of the following tables in the Red Box Dungeon Master's Rule Book:  

Room contents and random treasures table from Red Box DM's Rule Book

For traps and special results there are lists or examples elsewhere in the book, (you can see the some of the entry on traps in the top right). I just pick a die to match the number of options and roll. 

For monsters I use the wandering monster tables in the same book. 

To avoid it be a hack'n'slash slog, (and to add some intrigue), I use a BECMI reaction roll table for the monsters on the back of an old DM's screen that was also gifted to me with the Red Box:

There are simpler tables for this but - I encountered this post  by Eric Diaz outlining how the nested tables create a, sort of, RP mini game in which player characters can try and sway the outcome of the next roll with a +1 or +2 here and there. I can vouch for this being very much how it played out for me. Having a patrol of 6 Goblins surround you and then having a tense conversation through gestures and offers of rations in the hope of surviving is pretty exciting. 

Oracle Dice 

A final mechanic that helped introduce some imaginative fluidity to things was the use of oracle dice for those, 'what if', elements of the game that tables can't fully account for. 
This involves asking a question - e.g "Can these goblins unlock this door for us?" and then rolling dice to get a yes or no. I used this system by Matt Jackson. 

 

How'd it go? 

The experiment worked fairly well. I was able to play through Dan's zine dungeon, rolling for what I encountered as I went in ways that preserved some suspense and gave my characters some interesting scenarios to deal with. At one point a skeleton jumped out of a coffin and started asking riddles so I had to google a riddle generator. At another point I found an NPC in a cupboard and talking with her using the oracle dice generated a whole scenario for the rest of the dungeon. I feel these sorts of systems work best with some willingness to interpret the results in playful ways - 'what would be cool and make sense with this result?' etc.   

Afterward I was hungry to use these mechanics in a great big dungeon. So I started to mock up a table for generating one.

That'll be the focus for Part 3 of this rabbit hole.  

Red Box Rabbit Hole - Part 1: Ghost of Lion Castle

I first got into D&D in mid 2014. A friend bought the new, Lost Mines of Phandelver, starter kit and asked if I would consider running it for him. This was my first exposure to TTRPG's and I caught the bug pretty hard. This same friend was introduced to D&D by his dad who ran games for him and his brothers when they were kids. 

I DM'ed that starter campaign for my friend and a group that eventually included five other players. In a climactic session in Cragmaw Castle we were even joined by his dad (who played an orc monk). 

Sometime after that my friend handed me a box of old D&D material that his dad wanted to donate to the group. It looked like this: 

The Red Box - with art by Larry Elmore

Inside was a bunch of older D&D modules from the 80's and the DM's Rule Book and Player's Manual for the basic set (part of the expanded Basic-Expert-Companion-Master-Immortal collection or BECMI).
This was really exciting - some ancient treasure or arcane lore connected to this game of ancient treasures and arcane lore. I enjoyed leafing through the old yellow pages and looking at the retro aesthetics of D&D in the 80's, (so much Farrah Fawcett hair  and chain mail that looks like lycra!), but in terms of incorporating this stuff into my game - I didn't see how. I was looking for session content rather than different ways to play and whilst these books had goblins and evil wizards etc I couldn't quite decode the stat blocks or convert them easily to my 5e game. 

Fast forward a decade and I'm more aware that some people really prize elements of what they call 'Old School' D&D. I'm not really sure who might be reading this, (this isn't really an OSR blog given that most adventures I've made are for 5e), but if the Old School Revival isn't a familiar thing to you, you can get a bit of a primer by reading the Principia Apocrypha. The upshot is that some procedures and principles, with which D&D has formerly been played, produce a very different experience which, (although it can be deadlier and involve tracking things like torches and encumbrance), can be pretty fun.  

With me so far? Alright, so...

 A week ago the podcast Between Two Cairns reviewed an old module from the 80's called 
BSOLO The Ghost of Lion Castle. Now it's time for that dog eared old box from my friend's father to reenter the story because guess what one of the modules sitting inside was...

Ghost of Lion Castle by Merle M. Rasmussen

 

I gently took it out of its resting place and got ready to read ahead of listening to the review. This is were I made my first discovery:

"Hey, this is a solo module!" -  So now I've decided to play it instead of just read it, which means I have to start looking more closely at those old rule books. This is great! I'm finally giving this thoughtful gift from my friend's dad some propper time. I pick a pregen character (they're all magic usesrs) and head to the gates of Lion Castle... 

(mild spoilers for the adventure ahead) 

I die. 

I try again - and die three more times. 

At this point I'm feeling skeptical about the module. I'm all for high lethality but having your 3hp character die to a portcullis you have no choice but to pass under doesn't feel fantastic.  

But I persist. I get lucky with the portcullis and also snag some magic items that give me something to work with. I start mapping the space on some grid paper - a central conceit of this module is that your character has a magic map and journal that teleports back to the starting tavern when you die so future adventurers can learn from your mistakes. At this point I'm getting quite into the mapping (see below):


  

Mapping Lion Castle

The space is starting to become coherent to me and I'm figuring out safer paths through the castle without getting into risky encounters with monsters (seriously, it's like a quick draw competition - lose initiative and you're dead). 

I'm actually having a lot of fun. Partly because of the module, partly because I'm getting to take some older rules for a spin but also because I'm getting to play a character in a world which, as a pretty commited GM, I don't often get a chance to do. 

I'm definitely not doing everything 'right'. Should I be adding a dexterity bonus to this? What number does this monster need to roll for a save? Why the hell does a portcullis require a 'save vs wands'!? But I run with what makes sense and keeps the game moving. 

Then, as my character stands in a dark corner of the dungeon, contemplating what to do next, I see something written on the entry for the room I'm in:

The body of Cortayo

 

'The body of Cortayo' - The name is the same as one of the pregens. I've recorded the deaths of other characters I've played on my map but I didn't want to write in this fragile old booklet. This must be the body of my friend's, father's character, waiting here for something like 40 years before anyone else played the adventure and discovered it.

I get very excited and look around for someone to tell but since there's nobody I make a note to tell my friend about it and then look up what equipment the pregen has on them. 

By now I'm pretty hooked on solo dungeon delving. But once I solve the secrets of Lion Castle I don't have any more vintage solo dungeons to play. I have modules for group play but it's not the same, as the front loaded info for a GM takes a lot of the suspense out of the experience and they're pretty hard to run without having some of that to hand.    

Part 2 of this rabbit hole will be about how I used a blank dungeon map from a zine fair and the tables in the basic Dungeon Masters Rulebook to have a follow up adventure for the character who survived Lion Castle. 

For now I'll leave you with the dry bones of Cortayo on entry L.65 

To be continued.  

Tomb of the Immortal Grolk

Tomb of the Immortal Grolk is a one page dungeon I've made for this year's

One Page Dungeon contest. You can download it for free HERE.

I'm reasonably happy with it although I haven't had a chance to play test it yet - I've had plenty of time to sit and draw lately but not much opportunity to get my players together.

I've had the idea of a giant rolling head that fills passages and turns the dungeon into some sort of reverse Pac-Man game for a while. The theme of this contest being 'Never split the party' was a good prompt to flesh it out. 

Hopefully GMs can piece together a flow for the dungeon from what's on the page (that's the point of one pagers right?) but I'm going to be indulgent and lay out a few thoughts on what I'm going for in this blog post. 

Lore: 

I imagine Grolk as an endlessly regenerating, destructive and creative force much like mythological giants such as Ymir or Pangu. I think even Grolk's destructive acts are generative in ways that mirror natural events e.g. volcanic eruptions creating fertile farmland, supernovas generating more complex elements etc.  

The image I have in my head is Grolk splitting the moon with his axe and a dark ocean of nightmares pouring down over 'earth'. 

Such violent, creative events are pretty inconvenient if you're already alive and trying to build a society. I imagine the forces of order or balance did their best to decommission the non-stop novelty machine that was Grolk. 

This sort of epic backstory suggests an enormous scale for Grolk that isn't quite matched by what looks like a 10ft diameter head and a... 9ft? axe - but maybe Grolk's physiology is fairly elastic. Maybe the axe changes size like Sun Wukong's staff. 

Factions: 

Like a dutiful osr/nsr accolyte I want there to be a counterbalance of forces and motivations existing in this dungeon before the party are dropped in it. 

 I see three potential factions here:

1. Grolk -  Dismembered both physically and psychologically and and striving to be whole. Endless apetite, maximum chaos. 

2. The Tomb Builders The Spiders - Since the spiders are activiely subduing Grolk with venom and webs it follows that this is a mission they are dedicated to. All I say on the sheet is that they're telepathic but I actually think they'd be something like a monastic order - dutifullly guarding this ancient threat in an almost ritualised way. They may even hold ceremonies down there. I don't know how you get from the statues in the corridors above to spider monks but it's fun to think about. So they're faction number two - dedicated to keeping Grolk subdued. But they're also spiders - giant hungry spiders that would love some diversity in their diet. 

3. The Fachans - A Fachan is a one eyed, armed and legged scottish monster. In this dungeon they're little and made out of adventurers that've been bisected by Grolk's axe. If I got split into two, wretched, little weirdos I'd want to get back to normal. I don't think that's an option for most fachan's here. Perhaps their other half was eaten by a spider, or has been further split into worms, that were then eaten by other fachans. It'd be a pretty rough situation. They could jump into Grolk's mouth with any another fachan and be reborn as some 'new' person but that might not be the easiest choice to make. So they're here, surviving, burrowed into the walls to stay out of the way of the head and the axe and the spiders. I think their role could be as merchants of a sort. Their tunnels emerge near a 'town' and they've probably horded any equipement dropped in the dungeon. They could barter with the PC's to supply things like rope or light sources. I particularly like the Oubliette for this. Instead of just being trapped a PC could bargain with some fachans, through the hole in the wall, to get something that might help them. I'm not entirely sure if they'd eat a helpless adventurer... 

Why is the party here? 

1. They've been pushed down the hole by townspeople as punishment for crimes they may or may not be guilty of. 
2. They heard there was loot down here (there is). 
3. Grolk's heart's blood can cure curses or diseases.
4. They saw this hole and wanted to check it out. 

Extending this dungeon: 

I have a few ideas for how Grolk's tomb could be expanded. 

1. A Spider Monastery.  Have the elevator open onto a small complex of rooms that establish these wierd spiders and their whole deal: some cucoons, a chapel, some statues or murals showing the transition from human acolytes to spiders. Perhaps they kept little spider hives like regular monks keep bees? 

2. Some catacombs for the heroes depicted in the statues on the top level. Magic weapons, more lore, perhaps some restless/undead heroes. This should maybe be the top level, or perhaps the secrect passage, between the two statues, also heads towards a secret tomb. 

detail from The Garden of Earthly Delights by Heironymus Bosch

3. A pit of combo-mutants. Give the botomless pit a bottom and have some interesting monstrous folk living on the shores of a blood lake. You can have two headed humans but also spider centaurs or half spiders or spiders with a fachan merged in there so they have a human eye, arm and leg somewhere. This can be a real Bosch-fest. What if a local church pays them to run a, 'hell themed', theme park? Just a thought. 

Ok that's all - If you play this let me know if it hangs together. As soon as I get to play it I'll update this blog with some thoughts.  

A mini, jungle village, point crawl

I've made a small point crawl set around a village on the banks of a jungle river.

 The main hook revolves around travelers getting shaken down by mysterious bandits on their way in and out of town. The village doesn't know where these outlaws are coming from or disappearing to. 

I'd originally wanted it to be a single, (or double sided), page but as I tried to connect the dots, and make the underlying relationships work it became evident that it wouldn't fit in that kind of space. I could go through a 'kill your darlings' phase and refine things down but I'd intended this to be a quick experiment after making Grotto of The Golden Gargoyle. I'm sharing it as is for anyone to play with or pull ideas from. In some ways it currently feels like a bit of a mash up of themes across the first six zines in the perils series - I'm evidently drawn to doppelgangers, swampy environments and 'infection' as concepts... 

Note: I haven't had a chance to play test this material yet. I imagine it as a bit of a sleeper adventure that could slowly emerge alongside something else the party are doing in and around the town. 

 

Also, if you're one of my players don't look at this.

 

OK here it is:

Conspiracy in Lutum  (working title) 

 

 

Grotto of the Golden Gargoyle (Perils issue #7)

Pocket Sized Perils Issue #7 is here! 

It's been a hot minute since I posted here and even longer since I put out an adventure but here it is:

Grotto of The Golden Gargoyle 

 

clicking the pic above will take you to my page on itch.io 

 

This is the 'G' entry in the Pocket Sized Perils series (there's an alternate one hidden in the recesses of my drive that may join it someday).  I've made quite a few changes to the format and general approach this time around... 

1. It's system agnostic (not 5e)
2. It's less pocket sized (a longer PDF or print on demand book, as opposed to a fold'n'cut zine) 

3. It's more heavily OSR inspired than previous entries

Why not 5e? 

Like a lot of people, 5e was my entry point into TTRPG's and I have a lot of affection for it as a system. However since first cracking open the PHB  I've discovered there's a very, VERY, big world of games and gaming styles out there. I've dabbled with a bunch of different systems and in particular find myself gravitating to simple rules that facilitate creative play. That is to say; simple characters doing unique stuff together in the fiction rather than complex characters, (mechanically speaking), doing the same stuff, most of the time, regardless of the fiction.  I'm not dogmatic about it though. Fun is fun and different ways of playing have different strengths. 

 

 Why the longer format? 

 In exploring other modules and writing connected to ttrpgs I've really enjoyed the rich world building and detail some adventures or settings offer. Consequently I wanted to build more environment focused adventures, where parties could explore more and decide how to interact with the world rather than follow something like a three act arc. 

The work of Jennell Jaquays and Justin Alexander's writing about it was a particular inspiration. 

The Grotto was designed with loops (maybe too many), secrets, factions and verticality in mind. It's still a smallish dungeon but all those elements are present in some form.  

This is my 'goblins in a cave' adventure 

 

I just wanted to do it once - 'there are many like it but this one is mine'. Much like my soft spot for 5e I have a soft spot for trad fantasy tropes. I came to table-top games pretty late, so I still have a an itch to play with elements I've seen in fantasy in other media through my childhood. I'll definitely move on to weirder stuff from here but I can't go past G and leave 'Goblins' on the table. 

As a teaser for the adventure itself here is the goblin npc generator included in it: 

A Wizard's Tower

A Wizard's Tower

 

 

 

I recently stumbled upon an image of a wizard's tower from one of my old home games. It was a fun environment for the players to navigate so I thought I'd pop it up here.

I often style my wizards as obsessively nerdy about a particular field. The wizard who built this tower is really into creating animal-human hybrids a la The Island of Dr Moreau. Continuing the Moreau theme I placed the tower on a floating island entirely populated by the wiz's bio engineered monstrosities. Even the plants were designed - as the players walked through the tangled mangroves I described the canopy of leaves turning in unison to catch the wind and steer the island on its mysterious course.

In classic mad scientist fashion the wizard has been eaten by rebellious frog people and their tower is... dormant. This set up left the players relatively free to poke around and put together the situation. 

From bottom to top here's a breakdown of the rooms. 

A Golden Barge

The Golden Barge

    The Golden Barge spools its way along a luminous thread through the humpbacked sky. 

On the prow, under the sheen of a translucent dome, tiny figures are moving…

 

I've been meaning to get into Troika by Daniel Sell for a while. The PDF has been sitting in 

my dropbox  but till now I've only rolled a few characters and enjoyed the art 

by Dirk Detweiler Leichty and Andrew Walter.

 
That changed this weekend when I set sail on a Golden Barge and dipped a toe into the system 

with a few friends. 

 

I'm pathologically unable to run a module in any system and couldn't help home brewing up a

quick one shot. Above is my attempt to map one of the Golden Barges eluded to by the rules 

(more than lightly influenced by Leichty's fantastic illustrations). I had hoped to actually make

 this post a rough outline of that adventure but I'd need to work further on my understanding of the 

system and the bones of the adventure itself for that to be worth your time. Instead, in the spirit of

Troika, I offer you this map as an invitation to your own imaginations. 

 

I'll include these two room descriptions I drafted for the session. 

The Kitchens  

 

A fury of shouts and flames, a spicy assault on the senses - a cadre of inevitable chefs are busy cooking orders. 

They have been recruited from a fanatical culinary sect that will stop at nothing to spike any ticket that comes into the kitchen. An army might march on its stomach but these chefs will  lay waste to entire spheres to serve canapes. Only once a meal is served will they return to their  regenerative cocoons until service hours resume. 

 

The Hangar

It takes a lot to traverse the spheres. The assorted craft here aren’t up to the task - being more suited to 

a quick jaunt or occasional maintenance of the barge itself. The options in each bay are as varied 

as the passengers themselves. 

 

1. A Gossamer pleasure skiff - great for being seen whilst seeing the sights.

2. A large insectoid with mouth parts like a garbage disposal. Its compound eyes seem to shift from you 

to the saddle hanging nearby. 

3. A vapor ski - perfect for enjoying the humpbacked sky at the expense of everyone else.

4. A Scorpedo Rum Runner in jailbreak blue. There is a pistolet in the glove box and a person in the trunk. 

5. A two person, pedal powered, velocipede.

6. A Gronk class sky tug - solid as a bathtub full of concrete and just as maneuverable. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Under The Dunes

 

    

 Another month another map and random table - like a serve of fish and chips or cheese and wine or... etc, etc.

There are mushrooms on this map, so here's a dual table to help you establish some fun mycology for players to mess around with. Also I'm aware a mushroom is the reproductive structure not the whole organism - it's just fun to say. 

What happens when you have a mushroom that grows dramatically when wet and an axe wielding murderbot in an adjacent cavern? I dunno - just asking the question.

 

What's That Mushroom Do?

Roll a d6 for an effect and what triggers it. 

This Mushroom...

1. Soothes body and mind.
2. Grants fantastic visions.
3. Explodes violently.
   
4. Induces sleep.
5. Grows exponentially.
   
6. Spreads Virulently.

When...

1. Exposed to fire.
2. Wet.
3. Ingested.
4. Touched.
5. Combined with another fungus. 
6. Subjected to any magic.
   

 100 Strange Forest Encounters

 

 

 

I like random tables. I also enjoy simple, one page, dungeon illustrations that give you some game-able ideas at a glance.

So I'm going to start regularly posting some tiny dungeon images with a thematically linked random table. Once a month might be a good aim but let's see how we go.

The picture above is this month's tiny dungeon. I'm not going to go into detail about what the fruit thing is or the squirrel statue or the well of pure darkness. Does this dungeon involve Fruit Goblins? I don't know. Does it involve a swarm of undead squirrels that try and stuff you full of cursed acorns? Again, I don't know. Does drinking the well water give you a free spell that has a chance of progressively mutating you every time you cast it? Stop asking! But if you have a hollow tree or a hole in the ground in your game you now have this little doodle to go with it. 

 

Now to further explore the world of woodsy weirdness here are 100 things for players to run into when in a forest.

 

Issue#6 Flaming Fandango in Faratusa

  Issue #6 Flaming Fandango in Faratusa

Well here we are - it’s the closing moments of 2020 and I’m spending my last spell slot to cast ZINE one more time.

I’m really not sure how many of the kickstarter backers out there found their way to these blog posts but if you’re one of them - thanks for taking a punt on these odd little adventures, I hope they’ve brought you and your players a lot of joy.

Let's roll up our sleeves and look at what we’re dealing with in Pocket Sized Perils Issue#6  Flaming Fandango in Faratusa.

 

Connections to other adventures

Since the hook in this issue revolves around a macguffin, (The Salt Ember Crown), the simplest way to link it to other adventures in the series is to change that macguffin. Here’s three options

1. You can this link this adventure to Issue#5 Echoes of Ebonthul, by making the macguffin a piece of ancient technology the party brought back from that adventure - something that will protect the port of Faratusa from the threat of The Fire Chain Pirates. Perhaps Sir Aroldo has somehow swindled it off them and used it to weedle his way into the Governor’s good graces?
   
   
2. If your group are interested in The Resistance’s struggle against the evil Baron touched on in Issue#1, you can make the Mcguffin a high tech weapon the Baron is trying to acquire from The Governor of Faratusa, or even a hostage NPC artificer/inventor being forced to design weapons. The masquerade ball can be reframed as a celebration of their successful deal and the The Fire Chain Pirates can be allies of/working for the Baron, (who never buys anything they can steal).
   
   
3. If your group got pulled into some other realm in the final confrontation from Issue#5, The McGuffin can become something that might allow them to travel back. This requires reflavouring Faratusa as some sort of floating island port in whatever astral void the ritual at the end of Issue#5 lead them to.(I actually did this with one of the play test groups and it provided a lot of fun).

Now let’s jump into the zine itself.

The Hook

As always, the purpose of the first page of the zine is to set up the hook and get the imagination train rolling. We’re being a bit lazy here and letting the players fill in the details for our Mcguffin, (The Salt Ember Crown), and a potential ‘antagonist’, (Sir Aroldo Tuft). I’m trying to open up more and more of the creativity in my game to my players and this approach reflects that by letting them decide ‘why’ their characters are invested in this quest rather than me supplying them with a motivation.

The Plan

Once we know what we’re seeking and why we dislike Sir Aroldo so much we jump into planning our heist.

Page two feeds us a little background on the Governor and their obsession with constructs and gives us a narrow window to concoct a plan.

Depending on your group the time for planning can really blow out. This isn’t a problem if everyone’s having fun but if you want to keep things moving consider breaking up the planning into phases. One of my favourite mechanics from John Harper’s very slick, Blades in the Dark, system is the ‘flashback’, whereby players can step out of the flow of play for a moment to retroactively insert a bit of planning they ‘prepared earlier’. We can do something in that spirit for our adventure by letting the party plan in increments from objective to objective. When the party succeeds in getting the governor’s key or getting the crown you can give them another brief huddle to decide what the next phase in the plan is (and always was).

In the interest of keeping this closer to a one shot sized adventure, I've opted to start in media res with the player characters already in the building. If you don't mind things potentially running longer you can have them plan their way in, (just put guards on the gate and front door, a look out on the tower and roll for patrols everywhere else).

The Map

The specifics of the environment are important to this sort of adventure so this map (on the back of the zine) is intended to be shareable with your players. I’m trying to put more information in their hands and cut down on the need for detailed explanations from you as the DM


There’s more rooms and areas than are likely to be interacted with in a single play through to give the group a lot of room to plan their approach and also create opportunities for the architecture to play a part in the adventure via windows, stairwells, balconies and so on.


Perhaps the most notable ‘extra’ feature is the tower containing the recharge and repair stations for the Governor’s constructs. How is this meant to impact the adventure? I don’t know! It’s a bit of idea bait for your players. Perhaps they want to try sabotaging something here to disable the Brass Servants? Or maybe they’ll attempt to dress up in spare parts and impersonate them? Whatever the party may offer here, ask them to describe what they would like the result to be, identify the skill roll, (or rolls), you feel are required and follow where the dice lead you.

The Party

Hobnobbing with nobles in D&D is fun. In my experience players really enjoy getting the better of some pretentious aristocrat and watching each other put on their best, (or worst), courtly manners. Even before I knew a lot of other details about this adventure I knew I wanted it to include the opportunity for this sort of role play.


By placing the key to the vault on the Governor’s person we make it necessary for the player characters to mingle with the party guests to get it, (although they’re welcome to attempt to open the vault some other way).

In running this part of the adventure I would expect chaos and prepare to embrace it. The random table here is meant to assist you by providing some prompts for unplanned NPC banter.

The Security

On page four we meet our security detail. In this adventure I’ve opted for constructs to fill the roll of guards & servants, whirring and clanking down the Governor’s marble halls. The reasons behind this choice are

• To add to the fantastic flavour of the adventure
• To justify having one stat block for the entire mansion staff
• The comedy element offered by role playing with -2 intelligence automatons
• To avoid the discomfort of players choosing to murder flesh and blood servants who are just doing their job.
  

The Brass Servants are CR1. You’d need to get around 10 of them before the encounter turns deadly. I don’t give their exact numbers in the zine, (much like storm troopers in The Death Star, I imagine there’s always more of them than the heroes want to deal with). Any combat with them early on should include the risk of more arriving.

If you don’t find them intimidating enough you could give them a trait similar to pack tactics, (something like ‘Clockwork precision’), and allow them advantage when they have an ally adjacent to their target. In general however, the Brass Servants are meant to be cannon fodder - there are deadlier foes further down the line.

The Score

If the party succeeds in getting the key off the governor and dealing with the guards in front of the vault then all they need to do is wind up the clockwork mouse and it will pop into a hole in the wall and unlock it.


This runs dangerously close to being a puzzle. It’s not much of a puzzle but it’s obscure enough that the players may get it twisted in which case you could use wisdom/perception and intelligence/investigation checks to try and point them in the right direction.

The Gold’lem

Cautious players will scope out the vault before entering and possibly spot the glyphs. Reckless players will not and will awaken the Gold’lem. The Gold’lem is an animated pile of treasure and is pretty much a faster and more heavily armoured version of a Gelatinous Cube with extra damage immunities. It’s around CR4 and deals a suitable amount of damage for something that a cautious group should be able to bypass entirely. It’s intended as a consequence for rushing in without looking.

The Twist

I couldn’t finish a Dungeons & Dragons kickstarter without dropping a dragon on players at least once! Nagamerah is CR6, she’s essentially a young ‘white’ dragon with better mental stats and a climbing speed instead of a burrowing one to make her more classically a D&D Red Dragon.

If Nagamerah isn’t scary enough we also have some CR1 ninja pirates, with fire whips, jumping out of the crowd, one of whom is Aroldo, (our traitorous antagonist from page one).

This is a deadly encounter and, depending on how easy a time the party has had till now, it could be bad news for them. For this reason I'd suggest that Aroldo launches his coup when the party are still in the cellar or elsewhere in the mansion. This will give the group some space to assess the situation and decide how & IF they want to engage with it.

Beating the Fire Chain Pirates in a fight isn’t what the party came here to do - they came here to steal a treasure and embarrass Sir Aroldo. Depending on the situation they could attempt to sneak away with their prize…

However if the group decides they’d like to foil Arldo’s coup d'etat there are some elements they could try and exploit.

Rather than a pitched battle in the Grand Hall they could attempt to lure the Pirates or Sir Aroldo somewhere Nagamerah would struggle to follow (being a large creature).

There’s also Nagamerah’s chains. I only vaguely hint at lore for the Fire Chain Pirates in the zine but if we imagine them as airborne raiders, riding on magically bound dragons then breaking Nagamerah’s chains may turn her from a foe to an ally? At the very least she is likely to be a little upset at her former captors. Perhaps the last moments of the session will be a conversation with a dragon rather than a fight with one?

That’s it!

And so we’ve come to the end of this kickstarter. There’s still 14 more levels for D&D characters to reach and 20 more letters of the alphabet to cover but I’m going to take a short rest and roll some hit dice before I think about how I might go about that.

I’m keen to add some more generalised entries to this blog in the near future, (perhaps a bestiary and some loot tables etc), so stay tuned for that.

I’m also going to put the zines up for sale on Drivethru RPG and possibly Itch sometime in Jan so if you’re interested in that - that will be a thing.

To all of you who backed the kickstarter, ran the zines with your friends and sent me emails saying lovely things about them - Thank you, these adventures were small but the decision to share my creativity with strangers wasn’t, the supportive community out there made me really glad I took the plunge.

It’s goodbye for now but we’ll be meeting in a tavern to map out our next adventure before you know it.

Warmest Regards,

Brendan Barnett